Elf & Safety Warnings

Posted: February 28, 2014 in Elder Scrolls, Elf & Safety
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Always follow the Elf & Safety guidelines. They have many good points

Do not sit near archery targets

Don’t be rude to psychopaths

Shoulders do not make good quivers

This one may seem a little pointless compared to the previous warnings, but always dress appropriately for the weather

Always wear sunscreen, even in the Arena

Be careful about where you go to get piercings. Issa’s Tattoo’s & Piercing shop doesn’t get a lot of repeat customers…

Always carry protection with you
I’m not actually sure why an NPC randomly took a shield to church but I don’t believe in wasting an opportunity for a joke. Especially a bad joke

Do not smoke in bed

Always… ALWAYS remember the parachutes!
Don’t you just hate it when you forget to bring just ONE thing and your friends keep bugging you about it for the rest of your life?

Politics can be dangerous… as evidenced when Ocato’s latest announcement is met with a little hostility…

Don’t get caught between fighting monsters
A wise man once said “Never start a fight, but always finish it”
I don’t think he meant this fight though

There are better ways to tell a friend how much you adore (a door) them
What are friends for
if not trapping you in a door?
…well, probably lots of things. but it beats being shot full of arrows

Don’t stand in the fire!
this one’s for the WoW fans šŸ˜›

  1. rayvio says:

    some of these were too dark so I’ve now added a brightness adjusted version


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