More Elf & Safety Warnings

Posted: March 5, 2014 in Elder Scrolls, Elf & Safety
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Being an adventurer can be dangerous, you should always have a fallback career option

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How not to ride a horse

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Think very carefully before spending more money than you need to

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Don’t challenge a mage to a friendly fight

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Always show the camera your good side
oh, and don’t set your face on fire, it can damage your eyesight

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Telling a witch that she has a face like a horses arse may lead to being on the wrong end of an imaginative curse

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Always return your library books on time!

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Always check the quality of your transport before going for a ride

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Always remember to put your disguise back on
…stupid Blades…

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Always remember to check under your bed for monsters

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