Dragon Age Silly Stuff

Posted: April 6, 2014 in Dragon Age
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facepalm
It’s a good job she forgot to bring her “I’m With The Apostate” shirt with her or her “Ask Me About Magic” badge

web
funny story, I was too busy taking screenshots to keep an eye on my health… game over!

bookmark
Varric isn’t welcome at Kirkwall Library any more. Cassandra’s a Seeker of Truth… so is that the Book of Counted Shadows?

zork
a nice Zork reference

dragon
Accuse of being crazy or just be crazy yourself…

weird
What’s wrong with this picture? Everything!

varric
Varric is not the most reliable of narrators

merrill

anders
After being tipped off that Anders had been kidnapped, Hawke and Anders rush to his rescue…

traps

ketchup
poor Isolde. but at least she’ll save money on birthday presents this year

therose
Sebastian tries to hide his disappointment

swooping

redundant
which category is a tad redundant? other categories to be patched in later include
Creatures And Items
Items And Places
Places And Lore
Creatures, Items And Lore
Characters And Notes

jory1jory2
I had a bug once where Jory was partly invisible due to wearing unusual armour. It was too good an opportunity to waste

laces
Aveline wasn’t the only guard to tie the knot…

leliana

knife
He always did have sharp eyes…

andraste

isolde
Lady Isolde takes education very seriously… you could say she has a point

g
The correct answer was of course “glowy light obscuring my vision” since that was all he could actually see

headless
It didn’t matter how many people he killed, the Headless Horseless Man just couldn’t gain any notoriety without a Horse

high
But does it make her a High Elf?
Dragon Age: where Dwarves get stoned (golems) and Elves get High

hair

wall

neck
Apostate Mage Suspected of Neck Romancing

beforedie
other items on his list
tell the Archdemon it has bad breath
ask a Templar if he’d like to see a magic trick
make short jokes to drunken, angry, axe-wielding dwarves

da2
An update from EAlistair suggests that the sequel will surprise critics. Because “nobody expects the Dragon Age: Inquisition!”

booze

denerim
The Denerim Alienage was much bigger but also much more flammable

twins

bloodydye
Dye you bloody fiends!

mages
Just why are mages scared of being noticed by these guys?

trigger
I was actually screenshotting a funny conversation about Isabela wanting to fire Bianca (Varric’s crossbow) but then I noticed her proximity to Aveline and the expression on Varric’s face set this up perfectly

underground

arse
Perhaps he was trying to lip-read?

body

 

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