Archive for the ‘Dragon Age’ Category

Is it October yet?

Posted: April 22, 2014 in Dragon Age
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Looks like DA3 will hit on the 7th October. Despite the let down of DA2 it’s hard not to get hopes up after all the promises, previews and potential. At least we know they didn’t rush this one out, but the wait will be over soon

Rest assured, whether the game’s awesome or awful or somewhere inbetween there’s bound to be something worth parodying!

Nobody expects the Dragon Age: Inquisition

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Dragon Age Silly Stuff

Posted: April 6, 2014 in Dragon Age
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facepalm
It’s a good job she forgot to bring her “I’m With The Apostate” shirt with her or her “Ask Me About Magic” badge

web
funny story, I was too busy taking screenshots to keep an eye on my health… game over!

bookmark
Varric isn’t welcome at Kirkwall Library any more. Cassandra’s a Seeker of Truth… so is that the Book of Counted Shadows?

zork
a nice Zork reference

dragon
Accuse of being crazy or just be crazy yourself…

weird
What’s wrong with this picture? Everything!

varric
Varric is not the most reliable of narrators

merrill

anders
After being tipped off that Anders had been kidnapped, Hawke and Anders rush to his rescue…

traps

ketchup
poor Isolde. but at least she’ll save money on birthday presents this year

therose
Sebastian tries to hide his disappointment

swooping

redundant
which category is a tad redundant? other categories to be patched in later include
Creatures And Items
Items And Places
Places And Lore
Creatures, Items And Lore
Characters And Notes

jory1jory2
I had a bug once where Jory was partly invisible due to wearing unusual armour. It was too good an opportunity to waste

laces
Aveline wasn’t the only guard to tie the knot…

leliana

knife
He always did have sharp eyes…

andraste

isolde
Lady Isolde takes education very seriously… you could say she has a point

g
The correct answer was of course “glowy light obscuring my vision” since that was all he could actually see

headless
It didn’t matter how many people he killed, the Headless Horseless Man just couldn’t gain any notoriety without a Horse

high
But does it make her a High Elf?
Dragon Age: where Dwarves get stoned (golems) and Elves get High

hair

wall

neck
Apostate Mage Suspected of Neck Romancing

beforedie
other items on his list
tell the Archdemon it has bad breath
ask a Templar if he’d like to see a magic trick
make short jokes to drunken, angry, axe-wielding dwarves

da2
An update from EAlistair suggests that the sequel will surprise critics. Because “nobody expects the Dragon Age: Inquisition!”

booze

denerim
The Denerim Alienage was much bigger but also much more flammable

twins

bloodydye
Dye you bloody fiends!

mages
Just why are mages scared of being noticed by these guys?

trigger
I was actually screenshotting a funny conversation about Isabela wanting to fire Bianca (Varric’s crossbow) but then I noticed her proximity to Aveline and the expression on Varric’s face set this up perfectly

underground

arse
Perhaps he was trying to lip-read?

body

 

Statue of a Champion

Posted: March 3, 2014 in Dragon Age, Elder Scrolls
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da2

Far from the only annoyance of DA2 but one of the most easily demonstrated in screenshots. Morrowind’s disappointing sequel (salvaged somewhat by Shivering Isles and lots of player made content) scores one over Dragon Age’s disappointing sequel.

Index

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Origins in DA2 Style

Part 1  |  Part 2  |  Part 3  |  Part 4  |  Part 5  |  Part 6  |  Part 7  |  Part 8  |  Part 9  |  Part 10  |  Part 11  |  Part 12  |  Part 13  |  Part 14  |  Part 15  |  Part 16  |  Part 17  |  Part 18  |  Part 19  |  Part 20  |  Part 21  |  Part 22  |  Part 23  |  Part 24  |  Part 25  |  Part 26  |  Part 27  |  Part 28  |  Part 29  |  Part 30  |  Part 31  |  Part 32  |  Part 33

Coming Soon

Part 33

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