Archive for the ‘Elf & Safety’ Category

elf14
Being an adventurer can be dangerous, you should always have a fallback career option

elf16
How not to ride a horse

elf17
Think very carefully before spending more money than you need to

elf18
Don’t challenge a mage to a friendly fight

elf19
Always show the camera your good side
oh, and don’t set your face on fire, it can damage your eyesight

elf20
Telling a witch that she has a face like a horses arse may lead to being on the wrong end of an imaginative curse

elf21
Always return your library books on time!

elf22
Always check the quality of your transport before going for a ride

elf23
Always remember to put your disguise back on
…stupid Blades…

elf24
Always remember to check under your bed for monsters

Always follow the Elf & Safety guidelines. They have many good points

elf1elf1a
Do not sit near archery targets

elf2
Don’t be rude to psychopaths

elf3
Shoulders do not make good quivers

elf4
This one may seem a little pointless compared to the previous warnings, but always dress appropriately for the weather

elf5
Always wear sunscreen, even in the Arena

elf6
Be careful about where you go to get piercings. Issa’s Tattoo’s & Piercing shop doesn’t get a lot of repeat customers…

elf7elf7a
Always carry protection with you
I’m not actually sure why an NPC randomly took a shield to church but I don’t believe in wasting an opportunity for a joke. Especially a bad joke

elf8
Do not smoke in bed

elf9
Always… ALWAYS remember the parachutes!
Don’t you just hate it when you forget to bring just ONE thing and your friends keep bugging you about it for the rest of your life?

elf10elf10a
Politics can be dangerous… as evidenced when Ocato’s latest announcement is met with a little hostility…

elf11
Don’t get caught between fighting monsters
A wise man once said “Never start a fight, but always finish it”
I don’t think he meant this fight though

elf12elf12a
There are better ways to tell a friend how much you adore (a door) them
What are friends for
if not trapping you in a door?
…well, probably lots of things. but it beats being shot full of arrows

elf13
Don’t stand in the fire!
this one’s for the WoW fans 😛